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Published inThe HavenNinth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…What is a 27-year-old doing playing college football and hitting on wannabe sorority sisters?Sep 26Sep 26
Published inThe HavenScottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA MajorSheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…May 29May 29
Published inThe HavenDriverless Car Awarded Ten PointsIn a secret competition that AI-driven robot cars have started amongst themselves, the car that struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona…Dec 16, 2023Dec 16, 2023
Published inThe HavenBorn A Billionaire And BeautifulThese seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together!Dec 7, 20232Dec 7, 20232
Published inThe HavenIt’s Your Facebook Friend’s Birthday and he’s DeadThanks, Facebook, for ruining my day.Nov 30, 20233Nov 30, 20233
Published inThe HavenAre You a Feminist or a Misogynist?It All Depends on How you Interpret Nursery RhymesNov 27, 20231Nov 27, 20231
Published inThe HavenWhy They Really Check Your Receipt At CostcoAnd other little known facts about the big box storeNov 19, 20237Nov 19, 20237
Published inThe HavenSo You Turned Into A Giant Cockroach — Now What?First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915.Nov 17, 20236Nov 17, 20236
Published inThe HavenMen of Mother’s DayA Salute to the Men Who Make this Great Day PossibleMay 14, 2023May 14, 2023
