PinnedSimon BlackThese are some of my recent stories:Thanks, MAGA, For Ruining My ChildhoodDec 11, 20203Dec 11, 20203
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Simon BlackinThe HavenSo You Turned Into A Giant Cockroach — Now What?First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915.Nov 17, 20236Nov 17, 20236
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