PinnedSimon BlackThese are some of my recent stories:Thanks, MAGA, For Ruining My Childhood·1 min read·Dec 11, 2020--3--3
Simon BlackinThe HavenDriverless Car Awarded Ten PointsIn a secret competition that AI-driven robot cars have started amongst themselves, the car that struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona…·2 min read·Dec 16, 2023----
Simon BlackinThe HavenBorn A Billionaire And BeautifulThese seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together!·6 min read·Dec 7, 2023--2--2
Simon BlackinThe HavenIt’s Your Facebook Friend’s Birthday and he’s DeadThanks, Facebook, for ruining my day.·5 min read·Nov 30, 2023--3--3
Simon BlackinThe HavenAre You a Feminist or a Misogynist?It All Depends on How you Interpret Nursery Rhymes·2 min read·Nov 27, 2023--1--1
Simon BlackinThe HavenWhy They Really Check Your Receipt At CostcoAnd other little known facts about the big box store·4 min read·Nov 19, 2023--7--7
Simon BlackinThe HavenSo You Turned Into A Giant Cockroach — Now What?First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915.·2 min read·Nov 17, 2023--6--6
Simon BlackinThe HavenMen of Mother’s DayA Salute to the Men Who Make this Great Day Possible·2 min read·May 14, 2023----
Simon BlackinThe HavenThe Shape Of LoveThere is more to love’s geometry than a heart on Valentine’s.·4 min read·Feb 14, 2023----