These seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together! — We 99.9 percenters are fascinated with .1 percent, those few lucky individuals at the very top of the money heap. But the most fascinating of all are these seven billionairess daughters. They were born lovely and loaded. Wouldn’t it be great to hook up with one of these luscious princesses…

Thanks, Facebook, for ruining my day. — Yeah, this is a new thing. Generations past never had to face this particularly bizarre challenge. My dead Facebook friend’s birthday has arrived, and I get a notification. “It’s Danny Canton’s birthday. Send him a message.” No, we weren’t close. I haven’t seen him Danny Canton since high school. But…

It All Depends on How you Interpret Nursery Rhymes — 1. Why is Mary Mary so contrary? a) patriarchy! b) menstruation 2. Why does she sell sea shells down by the sea shore? a) patriarchy! b) sensible market research 3. Why did Old Mother Hubbard have to go to the cupboard? a) patriarchy! b) to get her dildo 4. Why did Little Miss Muffet get frightened? a) patriarchy is frightening! b) she was high maintenance

And other little known facts about the big box store — We all love Costco but do we really understand it? No! That’s what this article is about — giving up all those Costco’s secrets that you wish you knew but you don’t. For instance, what about that Costco chicken? It tastes pretty unbelievable, right? But do you know why? Scroll…

First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915. Things are different for giant cockroaches today. Society has evolved. We accept so much more than we did back in the last century. …

A Salute to the Men Who Make this Great Day Possible — Hey guys, so the plan is the mothers will go hiking while we make them dinner. Listen I bought a $100 bottle of wine especially for this event which we can drink while they are hiking. With regard to the menu, I know steak is our favorite dudes but our…

There is more to love’s geometry than a heart on Valentine’s. Have you heard about the love rectangle among New York City police officers that was so heated the officers’ guns were all confiscated by their superior officer? A love rectangle is quite unusual. It got me to thinking about…

Go on Wordle strike today! — I saw this in my twitter feed. Yup, we’re going on Wordle strike today. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT cross the picket line. No Worlde today. Unless you’re a scab. You’re not a lousy scab are you? You support unions, don’t you? Don’t sneak off somewhere and do your…

Plans switch to four letter word format in near future — Get ready for some four-letter word action, folks. Wordle has officially run out of five-letter words, after less than a year of running the hugely popular quiz game. “We didn’t really expect this to happen,” said NY Times quiz editor Johnny Applesauce. “We thought there was an infinite number of…