A Salute to the Men Who Make this Great Day Possible — Hey guys, so the plan is the mothers will go hiking while we make them dinner. Listen I bought a $100 bottle of wine especially for this event which we can drink while they are hiking. With regard to the menu, I know steak is our favorite dudes but our…

Police rule out Mannix — Show Ended in 1975 — Police are looking into a barrel and trying to figure out who the dead person inside it is, and which show they were murdered on. Lake Mead is getting shallower and shallower. It’s basically just a mud puddle right now. I don’t know what people in Los Angeles think they…

Are we the baddies? — Mikhail, my friend. My esteemed colleague. We’ve known each other a long time, haven’t we, buddy. “Yes.” Well, as a high-ranking member of the Russian military, someone who is deeply involved in nuclear armaments and that sort of thing, I must say I am a little confused. Satan? What kind…

Sykes rumored to have gone into hiding after receiving threats from former Fresh Prince — Some folks are wondering if Will Smith maybe can’t take a joke. The comedian Wanda Sykes imitated Will’s portrayal of tennis dad King Richard pushing shopping cart full of tennis balls at the Oscars last night. Most thought it was kind of cute. But hair trigger Will was apparently not amused. “I’m a kick her ass,” he seethed in the audience, and…

“Sorry, corporations are in the business of making money, not friends,” says new CEO — The little girl who sang “Let It Go” in Ukraine is fast becoming a huge star — and Disney took notice and is filing a copyright protection lawsuit. The other day 7-year-old Amellia Anisovych appeared on stage in a stadium in Poland to sing ‘Let It Go’ to 80,000 fans…

The dangers of the echo chamber — Putin is riding high on a 70 percent approval rating — up ten percent since his hideous invasion of Ukraine. I’m going to say that again, just in case you missed it — Putin’s approval has gone up ten percent with the Russian people since the invasion. I have heard…

They have reached their limit of free articles — So, the average Russian on the street, especially the older ones, are still supporting the madman Vladamir Putin. Why? Are they bad people? I mean, my goodness, all these buildings being destroyed nightly — the children dying. How can ordinary Russians support something like that? Putin Controls The News Yes, I’ve heard about how…

Because the pandemic wasn’t enough — we have to have a nuclear apocalypse too. — We know this is a lot to ask. We’ve all been through a lot with this COVID for the last couple years. Now old mad Vlad has come to rub salt in our wounds. We can make it through this if we just continue to be vigilant. Now here’s the…

Fresh from the controversy of having an ancient bridge dismantled to allow his superyacht access to the sea from Holland, a tone-deaf Jeff Bezos has arranged with the Port Authority to have the Statue of Liberty temporarily removed so he can enter New York. What is the yacht called? The name of the yacht at…