PinnedSimon Black·Dec 11, 2020These are some of my recent stories:Thanks, MAGA, For Ruining My ChildhoodA response icon3A response icon3
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Mar 31, 2025Five Signs Your Husband Is A MonsterLots of women wonder about their husbands — and who can blame them?
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Mar 30, 2025Oxford Comma, Go Fuck Yourself!It’s no more Mr. Nice Guy for me when it comes to language.A response icon3A response icon3
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Mar 29, 2025Five Signs Your Wife Is A SociopathBetter read this fast, guys — you might be sleeping with a monster
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Mar 28, 2025Hey There, My Name Is Delilah, And I’d Like To Make A ComplaintI’ve never even been to New York City.
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Mar 27, 2025Five Signs Your Husband Is A SociopathBetter read this article quickly — you might be sleeping with a monster.
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Sep 26, 2024Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…What is a 27-year-old doing playing college football and hitting on wannabe sorority sisters?
InThe HavenbySimon Black·May 29, 2024Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA MajorSheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Dec 16, 2023Driverless Car Awarded Ten PointsIn a secret competition that AI-driven robot cars have started amongst themselves, the car that struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona…
InThe HavenbySimon Black·Dec 7, 2023Born A Billionaire And BeautifulThese seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together!A response icon2A response icon2