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Thanks, MAGA, For Ruining My Childhood

Dec 11, 2020

Dec 11, 2020

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Five Signs Your Husband Is A Monster

Lots of women wonder about their husbands — and who can blame them?

Mar 31

Five Signs Your Husband Is A Monster

Mar 31

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Oxford Comma, Go Fuck Yourself!

It’s no more Mr. Nice Guy for me when it comes to language.

Mar 30

Oxford Comma, Go Fuck Yourself!

Mar 30

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Five Signs Your Wife Is A Sociopath

Better read this fast, guys — you might be sleeping with a monster

Mar 29

Five Signs Your Wife Is A Sociopath

Mar 29

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Hey There, My Name Is Delilah, And I’d Like To Make A Complaint

I’ve never even been to New York City.

Mar 28

Hey There, My Name Is Delilah, And I’d Like To Make A Complaint

Mar 28

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Five Signs Your Husband Is A Sociopath

Better read this article quickly — you might be sleeping with a monster.

Mar 27

Five Signs Your Husband Is A Sociopath

Mar 27

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Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…

What is a 27-year-old doing playing college football and hitting on wannabe sorority sisters?

Sep 26, 2024

Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…

Sep 26, 2024

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Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major

Sheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…

May 29, 2024

Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major

May 29, 2024

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Driverless Car Awarded Ten Points

In a secret competition that AI-driven robot cars have started amongst themselves, the car that struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona…

Dec 16, 2023

Driverless Car Awarded Ten Points

Dec 16, 2023

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Born A Billionaire And Beautiful

These seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together!

Dec 7, 2023

Born A Billionaire And Beautiful

Dec 7, 2023

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This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.

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