Does a $15 minimum wage for bunnies make sense?

Simon The Bunny • Blog 15

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I mean, we do go to the bathroom all over the place. We’re a lot of work. We should probably be paying you, our employers, for the cost of cleaning up after us.

But think of what we contribute.

Cuteness. Peacefulness. The office staff love to come over to our bunny hutch and feed us carrots and cuddle us at a rate of about one employee per hour.

What price can you put on a cuddle?

Is $15 per cuddle maybe too little?

I’m thinking more like $20.

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