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Help! I Can’t Do The Captcha!

Simon The Bunny Blog • 20

Simon Black
2 min readAug 27, 2019
Photo by Waranya Mooldee on Unsplash

So I am trying to get onto this website and they want me to tell them what word this is:

Smuum?

Is that even a word. I know I’m just a bunny, but usually I do pretty well at reading and stuff.

And now they want me to click on all the images with traffic lights:

by author from a wikimedia image

Alright, I’m not an idiot. I see eight for sure traffic lights. But then there are these other squares that have street lights in them. Is a street light a traffic light? And what if the pole of the traffic light is in the square, but not the light itself? I mean, it’s a traffic light pole. Does that count? Am I overthinking this?

And now it says my password is weak. That’s offensive. I put in a special character. I put in a number. What do these people want from a bunny?

Wait, why did I even want to go on this web site to begin with?

To heck with it. I’ma go eat a carrot instead.

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