Why I Set Up A Camera In My Son’s Room To Stop Him From Masturbating.

He’s entering his prime wanking years and I’m concerned.

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I read about a dad somewhere in America who told his son that he is not allowed to wank it.

To prevent his son from doing so, the dad set up cameras in his son’s bedroom and bathroom.

Now, I have a 14-year-old boy, and he’s entering his prime wanking years.

I’m concerned.

After I read the camera article, I decided to place an order for two no-fap-cams.

I agree with this dad, and also believe that my son should not wank it because wanking it is a sin.

Also because I never wanked it when I was young without feeling guilty about it, so now I am going to project that very same shame and guilt onto my son.

I also ordered a no wank promise ring, so that my son can proudly show the world his no-fap status.

Wanking is bad, porn is evil, and sex is scary. And I hate liberals.

The end.

(This article was typed with one hand)