Oh M G. I love poo! (In fact I wrote a whole screenplay about it) Anybow, I think you must submit something to my satirical site called Downinthedingle.com. We publish anything that calls BS on anything. We pay the big bucks too (i.e., nothing really)

Sorry about your cat, That’s the greatest bio I’ve ever read.

Love Portland. My wife lived there and when she was five she told me her friend dug a hole and in the ground and said “Take a poo in it.”

Guess what.

She did!

Somewhere in the depths of Portland something of that poo might remain.