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Seven Habits of Highly High People
Are you high or are you low?
There are some people who are low. Low down dogs. And people at sea level. However, it’s better to be high. Here are the seven habits of highly high people that you should try to take on if you want to live the high life. I don’t mean try to take on. You should really commit to it. Change your life, man. Really.
Habit Number One of Highly High People: They stand on top of mountains.
I saw a guy up on top of the mountains earlier today. He was doing like this salutation type stretches. Kind of like opening his arms to the heavens, standing on top of the mountain. All I could see was his silhouette. He kept opening his arms, raising his arms, saluting the sky. I was there on the bottom of the mountain looking up. He was looking down at me.
And I thought to myself, if you want to get high, what better way than climbing a mountain?
(I was high btw).
Habit Number Two of Highly High People: Potato chips.
A lot of people underestimate the power of potato chips, or Cheetos, or Takis, or Doritos.
This stuff is fucking amazing, people. Amazing!!
