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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Bunnies
I am quite aware that human life is a lot more complicated than bunny life, don’t get me wrong. Humans are way smarter than us, don’t worry about it. I’m not trying to say we bunnies are better than you guys. I’m just saying the most successful bunnies have these seven habits, and what if you humans tried them on too? I mean, what is the worst that could happen? You could get fed a carrot. See, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Take a look at the list.
Habit Number One — Be sweet and harmless.
OK, I know that is so hard for you guys. But really, enough with the tough guy ass kicker routine, huh? You’re killing each other. Try being sweet and harmless like a bunny, for one day.
How? Well, it comes naturally to us bunnies. We’re not predators, we’re prey. We don’t hurt anybody. Especially the people we love. We nuzzle them and lick them and love on them. Try that for one day. Oh it feels so good. I’m telling you, you’ll love it.
Hopefully, you won’t get eaten by a coyote. Because I have to warn you, there are coyotes. I mean, there are your version of beasts that are out to get you.
Which brings us to the next habit:
